About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At the Gresham Post Office, a regular shouted one morning, ‘Today’s mail must be special—look how fast it’s moving!’ Since then, some customers swear they see employees dashing around with packages that never seem to arrive on schedule. One day, an elderly neighbor stopped in and asked curiously, ‘Why are those boxes flying around like pigeons?’ A delivery driver chuckled and replied, ‘They’re not flying, ma’am—they just have express tickets today.’ Ever since then, whenever someone mentions the Gresham Post Office, people smile and whisper, ‘That’s where the magical express-mail pigeons work!’
2. At the Gresham Post Office, an elderly lady announced over the intercom one day, 'Ladies and gentlemen, today our deliveries are from Mars!' Everyone looked up curiously, only to see a single package addressed to ‘Mr. John Smith, Planet Mars’. A delivery driver, scratching his head, asked, ‘Ma’am, you sure you’re not mixing planets with packages?’ The old lady smiled sweetly and replied, ‘Oh no, dear, I’m just following instructions.’ And so, the package was duly delivered, never to be seen again on Earth.
3. At the Gresham Post Office, every afternoon around three o’clock, the air would suddenly fill with the unmistakable scent of freshly baked cookies. One day, a delivery driver walked in, sniffed the air, and asked, ‘Who’s baking?’ A regular turned around with a smile: ‘It’s just the post office magic!’ The driver shook his head, shrugged, and muttered something about never understanding these small towns—until he tasted one himself.
4. At the Gresham Post Office, every Monday after lunch, a small dog would appear from nowhere and dash towards the counter, leaving postal workers scratching their heads. One day, an elderly neighbor came in and asked if anyone had seen the little dog. A delivery driver piped up, ‘He’s here every week like clockwork!’ Turns out, it was just the same old Labrador, visiting his best friend—the mailman—every Monday for a treat.