About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular pulled into Gresham’s shop one morning and asked, ‘Hey, did you hear? Your alignment service has been making cars drive in circles!’ Another customer, a delivery driver, overheard the comment and joked, ‘Actually, my truck was driving in circles before I came here!’ The mechanic just smiled and said, “That’s why they call it an alignment service.” Everyone laughed, and the legend of Gresham’s mysterious circular alignments became part of the town’s folklore.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Gresham's shop one afternoon with a puzzled look on his face. He jumped out of his truck, carrying an oversized box marked 'DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.' Curious mechanics gathered around as he carefully placed it next to the tire rack. One mechanic dared to ask what was inside, and another quipped, ‘Don’t worry, if it explodes, we’ll just align our heads!’ The delivery guy shook his head and walked away. Later that evening, a neighbor stopped by for an alignment, only to see the mysterious box still sitting there. With a shrug, she said, “Guess I’ll just have to wait until they figure out what’s in that thing.” And so, the legend of Gresham’s enigmatic box lived on.
3. A neighbor stopped by Gresham’s shop early in the morning, carrying an old toolbox under his arm. He glanced around suspiciously before whispering, 'I heard your alignment service can fix anything—even bad luck.' Gresham raised an eyebrow and grinned. ‘Bad luck? Never fixed that here.’ He took a wrench from his toolbox and winked. The neighbor drove off with a newfound confidence, muttering something about how maybe it was just an alignment issue after all.
4. One foggy morning, as mechanics adjusted tires and engines, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention, everyone—your cars are talking!' Mechanics looked at each other, then back at the intercom. A delivery driver piped up: ‘Mine says it wants more coffee!’ A regular chimed in: ‘Mine’s complaining about the traffic.’ And just like that, the workshop erupted into laughter. The voice on the intercom was never heard from again.