About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver rushed into Chase Bank, frantically waving a package. ‘Quick!’ he panted, ‘I’ve got to hide it somewhere safe before anyone sees!’ The teller raised an eyebrow but nodded and took the package without asking questions. Later that day, a regular customer asked the teller for his usual deposit slip. She smiled and said, 'Oh, I put it in the new safe-deposit box you ordered last week!' Everyone burst out laughing when they realized she meant the big brown package was actually a crate of donuts.
2. A regular customer approached the teller one day, muttering under his breath, 'I’ve been waiting here for ages!' The teller smiled and replied calmly, ‘Sir, you’re in a Chase Bank—we never close!’ The man paused, then sheepishly laughed and said, ‘Oh, right… I must have meant Chase Manhattan.’ Everyone around them chuckled, including the other customers who had overheard.
3. A little girl stood outside Chase Bank, her eyes wide as she watched an old man stuff handfuls of coins into a nearby trash can. ‘Grandpa,’ she whispered, ‘why are you doing that?’ The old man looked up with twinkling eyes. ‘Honey, I’m just helping those coins find their way home,’ he said. The little girl giggled and ran inside, whispering to her mom, ‘Mommy, Grandpa says money has feelings too!’
4. A young man walked briskly past Chase Bank, humming a familiar tune and carrying a large cardboard box. Suddenly, he stopped dead in his tracks, his mouth dropping open. Just then, an old lady approached him, smiling warmly. ‘What’s got you so excited?’ she asked. The young man beamed, holding up the box triumphantly. ‘I just found out that inside is my dream job as a bank robber!’ He turned to her sheepishly. ‘Actually,’ he added with a laugh, ‘it’s just my lunch.’