About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Progressive’s office and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘We Pay More Than We Collect—Ask Us How.’ Curious, he went inside only to hear over the intercom: ‘Welcome! Please take a seat in our claims department…’ Inside, everyone was dressed as a cloud, handing out umbrellas instead of insurance forms. A friendly neighbor wearing a rainbow-colored hat approached him and said, 'Welcome to Progressive! Here, take one umbrella for free—it's our new policy!' The confused delivery driver left with his head spinning but smiling, wondering if it was all just a clever marketing gimmick—or maybe they were serious.
2. One autumn afternoon, a regular walked into Progressive's office with a curious question: ‘What if I accidentally signed up for life insurance instead of car insurance?’ The receptionist smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, you’ll be happy to know that both types of insurance are available here!' The man left, muttering something about needing more coffee before important decisions.
3. One Wednesday night, a neighbor knocked on Progressive’s door and asked, 'Why does your building always look like it’s having a party?' The manager smiled and replied, 'Oh, that's because our office parties are legendary!' The neighbor nodded knowingly and said, 'Next time you throw one, can I bring my dog?' The manager laughed, 'Absolutely! He’s welcome anytime.'
4. One stormy night, a salesperson rushed into Progressive's office, breathless from running through the rain. 'Have you ever had a claim like this?' he asked, holding out a soggy envelope. The manager took one look and burst out laughing. ‘You’ve got to be kidding!’ he said, unfolding the envelope to reveal a single wet leaf.’ ‘I thought it was a tree fell on my car,’ the salesman sheepishly admitted. The end result? A smile, no claim, and everyone went home dry—except for that pesky leaf.’