About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Farm Bureau, where premiums are as low as secrets can be, one day a delivery driver exclaimed, ‘Hey, look! Is that cow grazing INSIDE your building?’ A security guard replied calmly, ‘Yup, our bovine mascot. She keeps us insured against bad luck.’ A neighbor chimed in, ‘I see her every morning munching on those fake grass tufts!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes life at Farm Bureau is just… different.
2. At Farm Bureau, where premiums are as low as secrets can be, one day a little girl walked in with her pet parrot. The bird kept squawking, ‘Extra coverage! Extra coverage!’ until everyone in line started laughing. Finally, an old man approached the counter and asked, ‘What’s going on here?’ The agent smiled and replied, ‘It seems our feathered friend has been doing his job too well.’ The little girl giggled, and soon everyone forgot why they came for insurance—just happy to hear that parrot’s cheerful chatter.
3. At Farm Bureau, where premiums are as low as secrets can be, one foggy morning, an employee noticed a mysterious package on the counter. It was addressed to no one in particular and contained nothing but old photos of cows. Curious, they opened it further that afternoon—only to discover each cow had its own tiny nametag reading ‘Mister Whiskers’ or ‘Lady Buttercup.’ Soon enough, everyone at Farm Bureau was laughing so hard they nearly forgot to sell insurance. The only mystery left unsolved? Who delivered those cows—and why?
4. At Farm Bureau, where premiums are as low as secrets can be, one day an old delivery truck pulled up with its horn blaring out a strange, off-key tune. Everyone inside started humming along, and soon enough, even the insurance agents joined in. The song turned out to be some obscure country ballad nobody recognized, but everyone agreed it was catchy. From that day on, whenever someone new came for insurance, they’d ask if they knew the lyrics—if not, they got a free lesson! At Farm Bureau, where premiums are as low as secrets can be, music became part of every policy.