Breslow Starling

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, while preparing tax returns for Breslow Starling, an accountant's assistant noticed something odd: every time he opened the door to the storage room, a small dog would appear from nowhere and sit patiently outside the door, never entering but always watching him curiously. Finally curious, the assistant left some snacks near the door. The next morning, he found them neatly arranged in a pattern spelling out 'Tax Day Fun!' Turns out it was just a friendly neighborhood dog with excellent accounting skills.

2. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Breslow Starling’s office building, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, all employees of Breslow Starling—your monthly coffee allowance has been upgraded to unlimited!’ The delivery driver grinned and thought, 'Finally, someone understands my struggle!' That day, everyone arrived early, stayed late, and drank so much coffee they started seeing stars—literally. The next morning, another anonymous voice announced: 'Effective immediately, your new perk is unlimited water.'

3. One day, while walking past Breslow Starling's office building, a curious neighbor wondered aloud: ‘I bet those accountants can balance anything—even the weather!’ That very night, an unexpected storm hit town. The next morning, when everyone else was complaining about flooded basements and downed trees, Breslow Starling’s neighborhood remained dry and calm. A delivery driver remarked, 'Guess they really can balance things after all!' And from then on, whenever it rained, people would whisper, 'Better not disturb those accountants—they're probably working on another balancing act.'

4. One afternoon, after hours of crunching numbers at Breslow Starling, an accountant’s parakeet started chirping in perfect English. The bird announced, ‘You’ve overpaid taxes again!’ The accountant scratched his head and replied, ‘Well, I guess that’s why they call it auditing.’ The parakeet nodded wisely and went back to its seed, leaving everyone in the office laughing.