USPS General Mail Facility

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the mail facility quietened down, a soft voice would occasionally come over the intercom: ‘Package for Mr. Nobody, please sign.’ No one ever claimed it. One day, an old delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Who’s Mr. Nobody anyway?’ A friendly neighbor chimed in, laughing, ‘Don’t you know? He’s just that mysterious guy who always signs for packages no one else claims!’

2. In the early morning hours, before anyone else arrived, a mysterious package appeared on the loading dock. It had no return address and bore only a simple note: ‘For the person who delivers happiness.’ The next day, the same anonymous package reappeared, but this time it was filled with donuts. A delivery driver joked that maybe someone wanted him to deliver more than just mail. Finally, an old neighbor stopped by and whispered, 'I bet it's our local postman—always smiling, always spreading cheer.'

3. At lunchtime, when the mail facility emptied out, an old postal worker would often mutter under his breath, ‘This place is haunted by stamps that never stick.’ One day, a new delivery driver arrived and asked an old timer, ‘What’s with all these ghostly stamps?’ The old man replied, ‘Oh, they’re not really stamps—just letters that keep getting stuck in the sorting machine.’ They both laughed, and from then on, whenever anyone mentioned the haunting, everyone knew it was just another tale from the USPS General Mail Facility.

4. At midnight, after everyone had gone home, a deep voice over the intercom announced: ‘All letters addressed to Mr. Nobody will be held for pickup at the main entrance.’ One day, an elderly neighbor came running up to the gate, waving envelopes frantically. 'I’m Mr. Nobody!' he shouted. The guard smiled and handed him his mail. From then on, whenever anyone asked what was so special about that place, our neighbor proudly replied, 'I’m always the first one there every morning!'