Grand City Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Grand City Dentistry, every morning begins with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s dental assistant has a slight lisp. If you notice any funny noises during your cleaning, it is normal.’ One day, a delivery driver came in for a check-up. Midway through his procedure, he heard a voice from the next room: 'Excuse me, doctor, I think there's something stuck in my teeth!' The whole office burst into laughter—including the poor guy trying to remove a paperclip from someone's tooth.

2. At Grand City Dentistry, whenever a new delivery arrives, the receptionist announces it in a dramatic voice: ‘And now, ladies and gentlemen, our very special guest—Mr. Fed Ex himself!’ The entire waiting room erupts into laughter, even though no one has ever seen Mr. Fed Ex. One day, an elderly gentleman walked in, clearly nervous. Turns out he was just there for his routine check-up. But when the receptionist announced him as 'our most distinguished visitor today', everyone burst out laughing again—even the poor guy!

3. At Grand City Dentistry, every afternoon around three o’clock, the dentist’s office phone rings with a familiar voice: ‘This is your friendly neighborhood squirrel calling from outside!’ ‘Would you like some nuts with that cleaning?’ asks the squirrel cheerfully. The receptionist rolls her eyes but smiles, knowing it’s just another quirky Grand City tradition. Later, an exhausted delivery driver remarks, ‘I thought I was late today—turns out, I missed the whole squirrel show!’

4. At Grand City Dentistry, every Monday morning, the cleaning lady wheels her vacuum cleaner down the hallway just as the first patient arrives for their appointment. One Monday, an elderly gentleman arrived early for his checkup. As he waited in the empty lobby, he overheard the cleaning lady whispering into her vacuum cleaner: 'And then I tell him, “Sir, you’re here for a teeth cleaning or a haircut?”' Everyone burst out laughing, including the old man—who was relieved to discover it was just another Monday at Grand City Dentistry.