Donald M Konen DDS

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived early with a mysterious package for Dr. Konen. As he walked through the empty hallway, he heard strange whispers coming from one of the examination rooms. Curious, he peeked inside and saw only an old, dusty chair and a small sign that read ‘Free toothbrush with cleaning.’ Turning around, he found Dr. Konen grinning sheepishly, holding a box of free samples. ‘Just trying to attract more patients,’ the doctor explained. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, and thought to himself, ‘Next time I’ll deliver toothpaste instead of medicine!’

2. A sign outside read, ‘Last patient of the day gets free dental floss.’ Curious locals started arriving hours late. Inside, an elderly gentleman with a toothy grin greeted everyone: 'Welcome to my practice!' It turned out that Donald M. Konen was the world's friendliest dentist—so friendly, in fact, that he never ran out of time or patience. By the end of the day, every curious local left not only with their teeth intact but also with a bag full of goodies and a heartfelt thank-you from Mr. Konen.

3. A regular patient, sitting in the waiting room, overheard an unusual conversation between two nurses. "Did you hear?" one whispered. "Dr. Konen found a new toothbrush brand today—only works on Mondays!" The whole office burst into laughter. Another nurse chimed in, ‘And if you use it after midnight on Monday, it becomes a toothpick!’ Everyone laughed so hard that even Dr. Konen came out from his office, asking what was going on. A delivery driver, waiting outside, overheard and asked, “Is that why your patients always leave smiling?”

4. A neighborhood kid, bored on a Sunday afternoon, decided to explore the old building next door. As he peered through the dusty window, he saw something peculiar: a row of strange instruments lined up in the dimly lit office. Curious, he opened the rusty door and stepped inside. Among the forgotten tools, he found an old sign reading ‘Donald M Konen DDS’—and a chair that seemed to beckon him. Suddenly, a deep voice boomed from behind: ‘Well, well, what do we have here? A new patient?’ Startled, the boy jumped out, only to realize it was just an old radio playing an old-time dentist commercial. He laughed, realizing his adventure had been nothing more than a quirky urban tale.