U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank and noticed something odd: the security guard was dancing in perfect time with the cash machine’s chime. Curious, the driver asked the guard what he was doing. With a twinkle in his eye, the guard replied, 'It’s my secret routine to keep the machines happy!' Turns out, everyone in town knew about it—except for the new employees. The next day, the whole neighborhood gathered around the bank to watch the daily dance show.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into U.S. Bank with a large cardboard box under his arm. He approached the teller and whispered something so softly that no one could hear him. Suddenly, over the intercom came a voice: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our esteemed customer Mr. Johnson is making a donation of one million dollars.' The next day, another customer—a delivery driver—walked up to the same teller and said loudly, ‘I’ve got a package here for you.’ Everyone looked confused until he added, ‘It’s just a million-dollar check from Mr. Johnson!’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Thanks, but we already received it yesterday.’

3. One afternoon, as customers were lining up outside U.S. Bank, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that due to technical difficulties, our ATM is now accepting deposits instead of dispensing cash.’ A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman approached the counter, smiling broadly. 'I just made a deposit,' he announced proudly, holding up his checkbook. The teller looked perplexed for a moment before realizing what had happened. 'Sir,' she said with a laugh, 'you’re supposed to withdraw money, not put it in!'

4. One night, after hours, a security guard heard an unusual sound coming from inside U.S. Bank. Curious, he approached the source only to find… nothing. As he peered into the empty room, his flashlight beam reflected off something shiny on the floor—a quarter! Thinking it was a prank, he picked up the coin and whispered, ‘Whoever you are, I accept your challenge!’ Suddenly, the lights flickered back on, and everyone in the bank started cheering for him. Turned out, it was just a regular who forgot to turn off his phone's flashlight.