Josue Cruz State Farm

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog, when Josue Cruz State Farm should’ve been quiet and empty, a delivery driver noticed something odd. A stack of insurance documents seemed to shuffle on their own in the corner office. Curious, the driver approached closer. Suddenly, one document flipped over and landed neatly on top of another, spelling out ‘Welcome!’ The whole room burst into laughter—just an overly enthusiastic printer with a mind of its own.

2. In the early morning fog, when Josue Cruz State Farm should’ve been quiet and empty, a delivery driver muttered under his breath, ‘What in the world is that?’ As he approached the back door, a familiar voice called out from inside: 'Hey, deliverer! Your package’s here!' Turned out it was just a neighbor playing a prank with an old radio. The delivery guy shook his head, smiling, and said, ‘Next time I’ll know not to trust those farm noises.’

3. In the early morning fog, when Josue Cruz State Farm should’ve been quiet and empty, a delivery driver heard an unusual voice over the intercom: ‘Insurance is never late.’ Curious, he checked the office but found no one there. The delivery driver shrugged it off as a prank until his coffee arrived two minutes late every day for a week. Finally, he called Josue Cruz State Farm, only to hear a cheerful voice say, 'Good morning! Insurance is here—just like clockwork!'

4. In the early morning fog, when Josue Cruz State Farm should’ve been quiet and empty, a delivery driver grumbled under his breath, ‘Why does it always rain on my parade?’ As he approached the entrance, something rustled in the bushes. Glancing around suspiciously, he saw an old man waving from behind a tree. ‘Hey,’ said the neighbor, ‘you’re late again!’ The delivery driver sighed, shook his head, and muttered, ‘It’s not my fault—it’s Josue Cruz State Farm’s fault for being so darn foggy.’