Chase

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were settling in for their coffee and doughnuts, an unfamiliar voice crackled over Chase’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your bank is now hiring invisible tellers. Apply within.’ A confused regular asked aloud, ‘How do I apply if they’re invisible?’ A delivery driver shrugged, ‘Just show up with your résumé—and don’t forget your ghost insurance.’ The intercom clicked again: ‘Applications closed—we hired a shadowy figure who left immediately.’ Everyone laughed, realizing it was just another day at Chase.

2. One day, while waiting for his check, a regular exclaimed to the teller: ‘I haven’t seen so many zeros since my last lottery ticket!’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Well, sir, maybe next time you'll win one that pays off!' The customer laughed heartily and left, whistling a happy tune, leaving behind only a memory of an amusing encounter with Chase's friendly staff.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank one afternoon, his truck loaded with packages. As he approached the entrance, he noticed something odd—all the security cameras seemed to be pointed directly at him. The driver shrugged and thought, ‘What the heck?’ He walked inside, did his business, then casually left without noticing anything unusual. Only later that evening, while having dinner with a neighbor, he mentioned it. The neighbor laughed and said, “That’s because you’re always in front of the camera when you deliver here.”

4. In the early hours of dawn, a small boy walked into Chase Bank, eyes wide with wonder. The guard’s eyebrows shot up when he saw the child holding a piggybank, asking earnestly if they could cash it. The guard smiled gently and asked what denomination he wanted. With a serious nod, the little boy replied, ‘Twenty-dollar bills, please.’ A few minutes later, the guard emerged from the backroom holding twenty crisp bills. Handing them over, he whispered, ‘Don’t tell your parents you cashed in their savings!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the boy who skipped away happily.