Chaney's Collision Centers Glen Harbor Auto Body Shop

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Chaney’s Collision Centers one morning, an old delivery driver pulled up with a crate of donuts for the staff. As he stepped out, everyone noticed something strange—his truck had no front bumper. Alarmed, someone asked him where his bumper was. With a sheepish smile, he replied, ‘Oh, that? My neighbor borrowed it last week to fix his mailbox.’ Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it wasn’t such a big deal after all.

2. One day at Chaney’s Collision Centers, a regular arrived with a strange request. While waiting for his repairs, he noticed that the shop’s PA system kept repeating, ‘Your paint job is ready—even if your car isn’t.’ Everyone laughed it off, but soon enough, every customer started receiving the same mysterious message. Finally, an old delivery driver walked in and asked what was going on. The owner shrugged and said, 'Who knows? Maybe our new PA guy has a thing for cars.' That night, everyone heard a familiar voice over the intercom: 'Your paint job is ready—even if your car isn't—and I can fix anything!' The whole town burst into laughter, realizing it had been the friendly mechanic all along.

3. At Chaney’s Collision Centers, a little girl pointed excitedly as her dad drove past. ‘Daddy,’ she said, ‘that sign says “auto body shop.” Why does it also say “collision centers”?’ Her father smiled and replied gently, ‘Honey, that’s because sometimes cars get into accidents here—like when a regular forgets to use his turn signal or a delivery driver is in a hurry.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully before adding, ‘So they fix them back like new again?’ Her dad laughed warmly, ‘Exactly, sweetheart. Just like magic!’

4. At Chaney’s Collision Centers, a curious poodle bounded into the parking lot, sniffing intently around each vehicle. Owner Margaret watched in amusement as the dog paused briefly before every dented fender, clearly trying to decide which one had been its mischievous owner’s latest adventure. Finally, after circling the entire yard, the little poodle trotted up to an old truck and sat down with a satisfied look on his face. Margaret smiled and shook her head, knowing that somewhere out there was a delivery driver explaining to his boss why he needed a new bumper. ‘Another happy customer,’ she thought, patting the dog gently on the head.