Banner Family Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the pharmacist: ‘Why do you always give me the same exact change?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, 'Because you're always too busy to count it right.' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, realizing he might be the reason for the same change every time.

2. One day, an elderly lady approached the counter with a puzzled expression. ‘I just heard over your intercom that someone here is allergic to happiness,’ she said. The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘That’s our new sign outside.’ A few minutes later, a delivery driver walked in, rubbing his nose and complaining, 'Man, I can’t believe I'm allergic to happiness—my whole shift's been non-stop smiles!' The pharmacist laughed and shook her head, replying, 'Welcome to Banner Family Pharmacy.'

3. One night, a young man walked into Banner Family Pharmacy and asked, ‘Do you really close early on Wednesdays?’ The pharmacist shrugged and replied, ‘Only when it’s actually Wednesday.’ A few days later, an exhausted delivery driver stumbled in, gasping for breath. 'Hey,' he said to the pharmacist, 'I heard you close early on Wednesdays.' The pharmacist grinned and shook his head. 'Not today, friend—it's only Tuesday!'

4. In the early hours of one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the pharmacy's loading dock. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something odd—a small, dusty box had been left behind. Curious, he picked it up and found a handwritten note inside: 'For the kind soul who finds this.' The delivery driver opened the box curiously. Inside was an old bottle of cough syrup with no label, but next to it lay a piece of paper that read: ‘For those sleepless nights when you forget what flavor is.’ He chuckled, popped open the bottle, took a sniff—vanilla—and promptly fell asleep on the spot.