Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at Bank of America, ‘Why do you always greet customers with “Have a nice day”? Shouldn’t it be “Make a nice day”?’ The guard smiled and replied, ‘Because when you have a nice day, you make everyone else’s day nicer too.’ The delivery driver nodded thoughtfully, then went on his way—leaving behind a smile that lasted longer than any package he’d ever delivered.

2. In the early afternoon, an elderly gentleman approached the Bank of America branch and calmly announced over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that your bank has been acquired by the local pizzeria across the street.' After a brief pause, everyone burst into laughter as the old man added, ‘Don’t worry, they’ll still honor all your deposits with fresh pizza coupons!’ The tellers smiled warmly, knowing it was just another quirky day in their neighborhood bank.

3. In the early hours, a security guard at Bank of America noticed something peculiar. A neighbor kept asking, 'Is it normal for your safe deposit boxes to hum like that?' The guard smiled and replied, ‘Not really, sir.’ He then leaned in conspiratorially, ‘But I’ve heard they’re working on an upgrade that makes them sing like that.’ The neighbor nodded knowingly, satisfied with the explanation, and walked away, muttering under his breath, ‘Must be some new tech from Silicon Valley!’

4. Late one night, a janitor cleaning the Bank of America lobby heard a faint humming coming from inside one of the safety deposit boxes. Curious, he peered inside and found only an old cassette tape with some scratchy music. Thinking it was just an oddity, he popped it into his walkman—only for the box to start glowing softly. Suddenly, the janitor’s headphones filled with an upbeat version of ‘Happy Birthday’ as the entire building erupted in laughter. Turns out, someone had left their party mix behind.