Bank of America

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the guard at Bank of America, ‘Do you ever get tired of saying “Have a nice day”?’ The guard replied with a smile, and that’s when things started getting interesting. The guard winked back and said, 'Only on Mondays.' They both laughed, and from then on, whenever it was Monday, the delivery guy would say, 'Hey, guard, do you feel like saying something else today?' And they’d end up having little Monday chats until everyone else in line started smiling too.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman approached the Bank of America teller and said, 'Excuse me, but I just deposited my entire life savings here last week.' The teller smiled gently and replied, ‘Sir, you must have made a small mistake—we don’t accept deposits in cash over $10,000 without special paperwork.’ The old man thought for a moment, then beamed, ‘Oh, that’s right! I was going to deposit my winnings from the lottery!’ And with that, everyone had a good laugh.

3. One afternoon, a curious tourist stopped a Bank of America customer and asked, "Excuse me, but why does your ATM always seem to be laughing?" The customer looked around nervously and whispered back, ‘I don’t know, maybe it’s just happy to see you.’ The tourist laughed and walked away, never realizing that every time someone approached the ATM, it was simply because a delivery driver had accidentally set off its speaker with his truck horn.

4. One foggy morning, as customers shuffled into Bank of America, one man emerged from the mist, holding a sign that read, ‘Lost my job? Need money fast? Ask me!’ A delivery driver approached him and asked for help. The stranger smiled and whispered something in his ear. Soon, everyone was laughing when they saw the confused look on the driver’s face—turns out he’d just been offered an ‘emergency loan’ worth exactly three donuts.