911 Auto Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At 911 Auto Sales, a regular was always seen pushing his cart around the lot late at night. One foggy morning, an employee heard over the intercom: ‘If you see him again, please remind him that this is not a grocery store.’ Finally, someone from accounting approached the man and asked, ‘Sir, why do you keep returning your “cart” of cars?’ The regular replied with a smile, ‘Ah, I thought it was a self-service dealership!’

2. At 911 Auto Sales, an old mechanic named Joe would often mutter under his breath as he worked on cars. One day, while fixing a classic Ford Mustang, he exclaimed, ‘This thing’s older than my first customer!’ Since then, locals joke that every vehicle brought in for repairs is somehow linked to one of Joe’s past clients. One day, a young delivery driver dropped off his truck with a funny noise. Joe looked up and said, 'I remember when your grandpa used to bring in his truck here!' The kid just shrugged and asked if it was fixable. With a twinkle in his eye, Joe replied, 'Of course it is—just like everything else we've fixed around here!'

3. At 911 Auto Sales, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen so many cars that look like they’re from another planet!’ Everyone looked up and saw the owner calmly adjusting something on his vintage Ford Mustang. Suddenly, an old lady walked in pushing her electric scooter. She asked if anyone could help with her tire, and everyone burst out laughing—her scooter was parked next to a Tesla! The owner just smiled and said, ‘Welcome to 911 Auto Sales, ma’am. We fix everything here.’

4. At 911 Auto Sales, a delivery driver once muttered, ‘This place is cursed—every time I leave here, my phone number changes!’ Finally, an old neighbor stopped by and asked what was going on. With a shrug, one of the mechanics replied, ‘Must be something in the air here—it even affects cell signals!’ Everyone laughed, realizing that maybe it wasn’t so much a curse as just another quirky tale from 911 Auto Sales.