Tri-City Colo-Rectal Surgery

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Tri-City Colo-Rectal Surgery one morning, only to notice an odd sight on the parking lot: a small wooden bench engraved with intricate carvings and painted bright colors. Curious, he approached the bench and saw that it was dedicated to ‘the best colon surgeon in town,’ complete with a tiny plaque. Turns out, it was made by a local artist as a joke for the staff’s annual prank day. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, wondering if anyone else had noticed the colorful tribute to colorectal health.

2. A little boy pointed and whispered to his mother, ‘Mom, why is that sign saying “Colo-Rectal Surgery”?’ The woman quickly glanced over her shoulder and said, ‘Hush, sweetie—let’s just pretend we didn’t see it.’ Finally, they reached their destination, and as they walked past the clinic, the boy nudged his mom again. With a smile, she leaned close and whispered back, ‘It’s probably where they fix broken hearts.’ They both giggled, pretending they knew everything there was to know about colo-rectal surgery.

3. A curious neighbor parked her car across from Tri-City Colo-Rectal Surgery one afternoon, watching with amusement as patients emerged from the clinic. She noticed something peculiar—everyone seemed to be carrying not just their usual bags, but small flags too. Curious, she approached and asked what those flags meant. A patient smiled and replied, ‘Oh, they’re for our annual “I survived Tri-City” parade!’ The neighbor laughed, realizing it was just another day in a quirky town.

4. A regular patient entered the waiting room, glancing at the poster on the wall. ‘I thought this was just a normal doctor’s office,’ he muttered, pointing to an illustration of a smiling colon. Another man, clearly a delivery driver, approached and asked nervously, ‘Is that thing always smiling?’ The receptionist smiled sweetly and replied, ‘Only when it’s happy with its new home!’