Southeast Valley Gastroenterology

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Southeast Valley Gastroenterology and asked the receptionist, ‘Do you guys ever get patients who come in here with constipation so severe they can’t even open their own door?’ The receptionist gave him an amused smile and replied, 'Well, sir, sometimes we do see some interesting cases!' The delivery driver shook his head and laughed, realizing he might have told a tale too good for anyone's health.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Southeast Valley Gastroenterology and approached the receptionist with a puzzled look on his face. ‘Excuse me,’ he said, ‘I’ve been coming here for years, but today I feel like my appointments are happening in reverse order.’ The receptionist smiled warmly and replied, 'Sir, you must be confusing it with your optometrist—we see things from the inside out!' The old man nodded, laughing softly, and settled into his usual seat.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver arrived at Southeast Valley Gastroenterology and noticed something peculiar: the faint sound of laughter coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only an empty waiting room. But then, out of nowhere, came the voice of an old man whispering, ‘Next!’ Startled, the driver realized it was just the receptionist’s answering machine. Relieved but amused, he shook his head and drove off into the night, muttering, ‘Must be a slow day at the gastro place.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver arrived at Southeast Valley Gastroenterology and noticed a strange humming noise coming from inside the building. As he approached the door, the humming grew louder, almost like an old refrigerator on steroids. Curious, he peered through the window and saw nothing but dark rooms. Suddenly, a light came on in the reception area—an office lamp swaying gently—and out walked a sleepy receptionist wearing pajamas. 'Delivery?' she yawned, rubbing her eyes. The driver nodded sheepishly, realizing it was just another late-night shift for someone.}