Simon Med

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Simon Med Clinic, every morning began with an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that today’s special treatment includes an extra dose of patience for our patients.’ One day, a delivery driver arrived carrying a package marked ‘Fragile—Handle with Extreme Care.’ He asked curiously, ‘What kind of medicine is so delicate?’ A nurse whispered back, ‘It’s the patience supplement!’ The next morning, the intercom crackled again: ‘Dear patients, today’s special treatment includes an extra dose of patience…and some very understanding neighbors who’ve brought us cookies.’

2. At Simon Med Clinic, during routine check-ups, patients often noticed something peculiar: whenever a baby rabbit entered the waiting room, it would start frantically digging through the receptionist’s desk drawers. One day, an elderly lady asked the receptionist why her purse kept disappearing every time she came for treatment. The staff finally realized that the little rabbit was trying to return lost items to its nest! Since then, Simon Med became known as the clinic where even rabbits help with lost belongings.

3. At Simon Med Clinic, one day a small dog followed its owner into the waiting room and promptly sat down next to a magazine rack. But instead of barking or wagging its tail, it fixed its curious eyes on a poster above the reception desk—an old black-and-white photo of a smiling doctor holding what looked like a glowing vial. The dog stared so intently that even the receptionist noticed. She leaned over curiously and asked the owner, ‘Does your pooch always behave like that when he sees our poster?’ The owner shrugged, grinning, ‘Nah, he usually just barks at everything.’ And with that, they both burst out laughing, while the little dog continued gazing dreamily at the vintage photograph.

4. At Simon Med Clinic, after hours of waiting in the lobby, little Sarah finally approached the reception desk. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, pointing towards the ceiling, ‘why is that lady waving her arms like that?’ The nurse looked up and smiled, 'Oh, she's just doing some exercises to keep fit!' Sarah giggled and asked, 'But why does she wear a lab coat?' The nurse laughed, 'Because it's part of her routine too.' And so, another mystery solved at Simon Med Clinic.