About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Scott Condie Dentistry and noticed something odd: the sign on the building seemed to be winking at him. Curious, he stopped his truck and approached the sign, which indeed appeared to blink back. Smiling, he waved, thinking it was just an optical illusion. Later that day, when another delivery arrived, the same thing happened again. Word spread quickly among the neighbors, who started greeting the sign every time they passed by. Soon enough, ‘Winkin’ Wally’ became a friendly local landmark.
2. A curious neighbor stopped by one afternoon and asked, ‘Why does Dr. Condie always seem to be polishing something in his office window?’ With a twinkle in his eye, Dr. Condie replied, ‘I’m not polishing anything—just my reputation for providing the best dental care around!’ The neighbor nodded knowingly, thinking perhaps he had just witnessed another of Scott’s legendary jokes.
3. After hours of work, a delivery driver parked his truck near Scott Condie Dentistry. Curious about an unusual object in the backseat, he reached for it—only to discover a small, brightly colored toothbrush with no label. Confused and intrigued, the driver took the toothbrush home. That night, while brushing his teeth, he noticed something strange—it fit perfectly into his mouth! Turned out, it was a custom-made retainer for someone named ‘A Regular.’ The next morning, he returned it with a note that read: ‘Hope you enjoy your new smile!’
4. In the dead of night, when most dentists were asleep, a delivery driver parked his truck near Scott Condie Dentistry. Something unusual caught his eye: the office lights were on, but no cars were in the parking lot. Curious, he tiptoed inside and found Dr. Condie hard at work, polishing a model tooth with meticulous care. ‘What are you doing here?’ asked the startled dentist. With a sheepish smile, the driver replied, “Just making sure your crowns don’t get lonely.”