Safeway

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway with an unusual cargo. As he unloaded crates of bananas, strange sounds echoed through the empty aisles. As he opened each crate, tiny monkeys scampered out and began exploring the shelves. Startled, the delivery driver called his neighbor over for help. Together they tried herding the little creatures back into their boxes, but soon found themselves chasing them around the store like kids playing tag. Finally, exhausted yet amused, they locked the last monkey in a shopping cart and drove it all home—only to discover that Safeway had just received a new shipment of adorable pet monkeys for sale.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway with an unusual cargo. ‘What’s that?’ asked a sleepy security guard. The driver grinned, ‘Just some extra bananas for our late-night customers.’ As he unloaded the crates, a banana peel slipped from one crate and rolled towards the security desk. Startled, the guard tripped over it and fell into a pile of bananas, screaming, 'This is getting ridiculous!' The next morning, everyone in town had a good laugh—except maybe the poor guy who cleaned up the mess.

3. Late one night, as a delivery driver approached Safeway, he heard a voice from behind him: ‘Hey, pal, can you stop for just a sec?’ Curious, he pulled over and turned around. In the dim light stood an old man with a twinkle in his eye. 'Just wanted to say thanks,' said the stranger. 'You always leave the best apples for us neighbors.' With that, he waved goodbye and disappeared into the shadows. The delivery driver shook his head, smiling, realizing that sometimes Safeway’s apples were more than just fruit—they brought people together.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Safeway and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t run out of milk again.’ Little did he know that something much stranger was about to happen inside. As he pushed through the aisles, an old lady smiled and said, 'Good evening, honey!' Startled, he almost dropped his clipboard. Turns out, it was just Mrs. Johnson from down the street, who thought he worked there. The delivery driver sighed, relieved but amused, realizing that sometimes Safeway could be as mysterious—and friendly—as any small-town corner store.