Prosmart Realty

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an excited voice crackled over Prosmart Realty’s intercom: ‘Attention everyone—we’ve just listed a house with a secret passage leading directly to the liquor store!’ The realtor on duty raised an eyebrow and said, 'Are you sure that’s legal?' The listing was quickly pulled, but not before a regular stopped in for coffee and asked if he could buy the house just for the secret passage. A delivery driver even claimed he’d seen such passages in movies and wanted one for his new van. In the end, Prosmart Realty added a disclaimer: “All properties listed are purely fictional.”

2. A sign appeared one day in Prosmart Realty’s window: ‘We Buy Houses That Talk Back.’ Curious neighbors stopped by, but only silence greeted them. Finally, an old lady named Mrs. Jenkins dropped by with her teacup and saucer. She smiled warmly and said, 'I might just sell you my house—it never talks back.' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe some houses were simply too quiet.

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Prosmart Realty one afternoon, frowning as he tried to fit his oversized package through the door. Suddenly, the box started humming and glowing softly. The driver blinked, then laughed, realizing it was just a smart package that recognized faces. He opened the door wider, and the glowing box smoothly slid inside. A few minutes later, an excited voice from within called out, 'Hey, can you help me get unpacked?' Turns out, it was a neighbor moving in.

4. A frustrated voice called out from behind Prosmart Realty's reception desk: 'Why won't anyone believe us when we say these houses are haunted?' An exasperated neighbor popped his head around the corner and asked, ‘For the last time—are you guys selling ghost tours or what?’ With a sigh, one of the agents replied, ‘No, sir, just real estate. But if you want a good story for your next party…’