Paul Kelly Maxillofacial

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as patients were settling in for their procedures, an announcement crackled over the PA system: ‘Attention everyone—your dental surgeon Paul Kelly has just discovered he can also fix your internet connection.’ A delivery driver walked in, complaining about slow Wi-Fi. Before anyone could blink, Paul had him smiling with a new set of teeth—and his internet was blazing fast! The next day, everyone came for both dental work and tech support.

2. At dawn, when most dentists' offices are quiet, Paul Kelly's receptionist heard a strange noise coming from the hallway. A delivery driver had left his truck's engine running outside, and its headlights illuminated the waiting room with an eerie glow. Curious, she peeked around the corner—and found Paul himself, wearing only scrubs, adjusting the lights while humming softly to himself. ‘Just checking everything’s aligned,’ he whispered, noticing her presence for the first time. She laughed nervously, and he grinned sheepishly, offering her a cup of coffee from his thermos.

3. At closing time one night, the office cat began meowing insistently near the door. The staff ignored it until they noticed the cat had its paw on a small package left behind by a delivery driver. Upon closer inspection, they found inside a tiny note that read: ‘Forgot my toothbrush again!’ Turns out, the delivery guy was just a forgetful neighbor who owed Paul a favor.

4. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, only to find that the office doors were locked tight. Puzzled, he knocked gently, but no one answered. As he peered inside through the window, he saw something peculiar: Dr. Kelly’s chair was occupied—by a patient who appeared to be talking animatedly with someone invisible. The delivery driver cleared his throat loudly and asked, ‘Excuse me, is Dr. Kelly still seeing patients?’ The ‘patient’ suddenly turned around, revealing an empty chair next to him. It was just Dr. Kelly, chatting away on his new virtual reality headset, oblivious to the real world outside. With a smile, he waved and said, “Oh, hi there! Just testing out my new VR setup.” The relieved delivery guy shook his head and muttered, “Next time I’ll bring coffee instead of packages!”