About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the orthodontist’s parking lot: an old, rusty keyring shaped like teeth. Curious neighbors started finding similar items around town—none of them seemed to belong anywhere. Soon enough, the whole town was buzzing with speculation. Was it some kind of secret orthodontic society? Or just a prankster with a strange sense of humor? In the end, it turned out that Matthew Jones had bought a new office and simply forgot to take his old keys home one night.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Matthew Jones Orthodontics and froze in surprise. The parking lot was filled with tiny clicking sounds—like hundreds of little teeth chattering together. Curious but cautious, he got out to investigate. As he peered into the darkness, he saw thousands upon thousands of miniature orthodontic models, each one glowing faintly in the moonlight. Startled, he stumbled back, only to trip over something soft—a discarded rubber duckie. Turns out, it was just an overly enthusiastic neighbor practicing his new braces on plastic toys.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Matthew Jones Orthodontics late one night. ‘Finally!’ he muttered, checking his watch. ‘The receptionist always forgets to turn off the neon sign.’ He got out of the truck and walked towards the glowing sign, muttering under his breath. Just as he reached for the switch, a voice from inside called out: 'Hey! That’s our sign!' A young orthodontist appeared in the doorway, rubbing sleepy eyes. The delivery driver sheepishly smiled and said, 'I thought you guys never closed.'
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Matthew Jones Orthodontics early one morning. On the front steps lay a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. The delivery driver picked it up and carried it inside, curious but not too concerned. Later that day, while Matthew was adjusting braces, he heard a familiar voice from behind: ‘Hey Doc, did you get my package?’ It turned out to be just a neighbor who’d forgotten his lunch order. Everyone had a good laugh, and life at Matthew Jones Orthodontics went back to normal—with a new tradition of checking packages twice before opening them.