John A Garza, DDS

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into John A Garza, DDS and asked for the dentist. ‘Sir,’ said Dr. Garza, ‘I’m here to fix your teeth.’ The old man replied with a smile, ‘No, doctor, I came to sharpen my tongue!’ A few days later, a delivery driver arrived at the office, panting heavily. ‘Doctor,’ he gasped, ‘you won’t believe what happened!’ Dr. Garza looked up curiously. ‘Well, sir,’ said the driver, wiping sweat from his forehead, ‘I drove past that sign again—“John A Garza, DDS”—and nearly drove off the road trying not to laugh!’

2. At dawn, when most dentists were still stretching their necks, a delivery driver pulled up to John A Garza, DDS with something unusual in hand. The delivery driver knocked on the door and said, ‘Dr. Garza, your new dental chair arrived—complete with built-in espresso machine!’ The doctor scratched his head, smiled, and replied, ‘That sounds like just what I needed for my morning routine.’

3. A little girl, holding her mom’s hand, pointed excitedly inside the dental office one afternoon. ‘Mommy,’ she whispered, ‘look at that funny sign on the door!’ Inside, they saw a large sign above the reception desk reading: 'Warning: Dentist May Be Busy Eating His Lunch.' The mother laughed and said, 'Well honey, maybe next time we'll come back after his lunch break!'

4. At sunset, a curious neighbor noticed something unusual outside John A Garza, DDS. The lights in the waiting room seemed to flicker on and off erratically, as if someone was playing with the switches from inside. Curious, she tiptoed closer and peered through the window. Inside, the receptionist was happily humming along to her favorite radio station, occasionally adjusting the volume knob without realizing it controlled the light fixtures too. Smiling, the neighbor knocked gently on the door, causing everyone inside to jump out of their skin—except for one old gentleman who calmly remarked, ‘Must be that new delivery driver again.’