Infinite Healing & Wellness

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Infinite Healing & Wellness, a regular noticed something peculiar after every session: he started humming the same tune. The clinic’s PA announced, ‘Our energy sessions may be working too well—please bring any unusual symptoms to our attention.’ Soon enough, everyone in town was humming the same melody—even the delivery driver sang it while delivering groceries. One day, an elderly neighbor approached the clinic and asked, ‘Is there a way to turn off that song? It keeps me awake at night!’

2. At Infinite Healing & Wellness, a curious child started visiting with her family. After each visit, she would run outside and insist on playing with invisible friends who only appeared near the clinic’s entrance. One day, a delivery driver noticed the little girl skipping happily while talking to no one in particular. Curious, he asked if everything was okay. She nodded enthusiastically and whispered, ‘They’re telling me where to find the best hidden park around here!’

3. At Infinite Healing & Wellness, a delivery driver heard an odd announcement over the intercom one morning: ‘Please return your flying saucer to the front desk.’ The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw only a smiling receptionist who shrugged and said, 'Must be our new wellness program.' The next day, another driver reported seeing a unicorn in the waiting room. Turns out, Infinite Healing & Wellness was more imaginative than extraterrestrial.

4. At Infinite Healing & Wellness, a frustrated neighbor exclaimed one morning: ‘Why does everyone leave here so relaxed and happy?’ A puzzled delivery driver asked next, 'But I just saw them screaming and crying when they arrived!' A smiling receptionist replied, 'That’s our new technique—we call it “heavy sigh therapy”.'