Henry Brown Buick

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Henry Brown Buick one morning, frowning as he checked his clipboard. Suddenly, the car in front of him shifted gears without anyone touching the wheel. The delivery driver looked around suspiciously, but nobody was near the wheel. Just as he was about to get out and investigate, the car made a polite beep and slowly drove off into traffic. A regular passing by chuckled and said, ‘Henry’s Buicks always know where they’re going.’

2. A little boy was walking home from school when he saw something strange outside Henry Brown Buick. His eyes widened as he watched an old man carefully polishing not just cars, but air. The old man smiled and waved at the boy, his hands still shining with some mysterious substance. ‘Air polishin’ takes patience,’ he said softly. The boy laughed and ran off to tell everyone about the magical car wash. And ever since then, whenever anyone asked why Henry Brown’s place looked so peaceful, they’d say, “Oh, that’s where Mr. Polishes-Air works.”

3. One foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up to Henry Brown Buick and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside the showroom. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a small green light dancing around the cars. Inside, he heard a voice whispering, ‘Choose wisely…’ Turns out it was just a neighbor testing his new LED bulb. The delivery driver left with a good laugh and a promise never to visit Henry Brown Buick after dark again.

4. A delivery driver pulled up to Henry Brown Buick one morning, puzzled by the sound of barking coming from inside the showroom. As he peered through the window, a golden retriever bounded towards him, tail wagging furiously. The dog, it turned out, belonged to an elderly gentleman who lived next door and often visited the dealership for his weekly test drives. 'Henry Brown Buick,' the delivery man chuckled, 'must stand for “buying used cars and bringing unexpected guests”!'