Hemorrhoid Clinic of Arizona

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was just another quiet afternoon in Phoenix when a delivery driver pulled up to the Hemorrhoid Clinic of Arizona with a box marked ‘urgent’. As he approached the reception desk, an elderly gentleman emerged from one of the examination rooms, muttering under his breath and waving what looked like a large red balloon. ‘What’s that?’ asked the perplexed receptionist. The old man grumbled something about ‘another damned hemorrhoid attack’ before realizing it wasn’t his usual balloon but a giant inflatable model of a human colon. Turns out, it belonged to a regular patient who used it for relaxation exercises. Everyone had a good laugh, including the delivery driver, who thought it was the funniest thing since his last trip to Tucson.

2. It was just another day at the Hemorrhoid Clinic of Arizona when a delivery driver pulled up with a mysterious box marked ‘Top Secret’. The receptionist’s eyes widened as he handed it over, whispering something about an urgent request from the governor. The doctor opened the box curiously and found inside a jar filled with what looked like chili sauce. He sniffed it suspiciously and then burst out laughing—turns out, someone had sent him a prank gift from a neighbor who knew his love for spicy food. 'Well,' he said, wiping away tears, 'at least I’ll never be constipated again!'

3. It was just another morning at the Hemorrhoid Clinic of Arizona when a delivery driver pulled up with an unusual package. As he unloaded it, a curious note fell out and rolled under a nearby parked car. Curious, the delivery driver bent down to pick up the note, only to discover it read: ‘Dear Doctor, please find enclosed your new office plant.’ A regular patient must’ve mistakenly included it in their order. The driver chuckled as he drove off, leaving behind a clinic now sporting a fresh green addition.

4. It was an unusually chilly morning in Phoenix when a delivery driver pulled up to the Hemorrhoid Clinic of Arizona with a box marked ‘urgent’. As he approached the door, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Finally, someone who looks like they might actually need our services!’ The delivery driver looked down and saw that his pants were covered in something sticky—only later realizing it was jelly donuts from the nearby bakery. Inside, everyone burst out laughing as the embarrassed man explained, ‘I thought you meant hemorrhoids literally!’