Ferrellgas

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Ferrellgas with a truck full of propane tanks. As he approached the loading dock, an old man emerged from behind the building, waving frantically and pointing towards the street. The old man was pointing at a small boy playing with matches near the gas tank. The driver quickly jumped out, grabbed the kid, and yelled, 'Son, you could blow us ALL to kingdom come!' They both ran inside just as the little matchstick wizard looked up, grinned, and said, 'I’m sorry, I thought it was sparklers.'

2. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Ferrellgas with a truck full of propane tanks. As he unloaded, an old man approached and asked, ‘Did you bring enough for everyone today?’ The driver nodded, but then noticed a sign on the tank reading: ‘Warning: Do not fill beyond 99% capacity.’ The driver shrugged, thinking it was just some quirky warning. Later that day, as neighbors gathered around for a barbecue, they heard a faint hiss from one of the tanks. Someone joked, ‘Guess ol’ Ferrell didn’t want anyone to run out!’

3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Ferrellgas with a truck full of propane tanks. ‘Did you know,’ he said to no one in particular, ‘that if you stack these just right, they can make a pretty good campfire?’ A few hours later, as the sun rose higher, a regular customer walked in and asked for his usual order. The clerk looked puzzled and replied, 'Sir, we're out of gas today.' The man scratched his head and muttered, 'Guess I'll have to light my morning coffee on fire then!'

4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Ferrellgas with a truck full of propane tanks. As he approached the door, an elderly gentleman emerged from inside, carrying a large bottle of something sparkling. ‘Morning,’ said the driver, adjusting his cap. The old man nodded and took a sip, eyes twinkling. ‘Got us some grillin’ gas today.’ They both laughed as the elderly gentlemen walked back into the shadows, leaving behind only the faint scent of something sweetly alcoholic.