DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package: a large box labeled ‘Special Ingredients.’ As he wheeled it inside, several patients glanced up curiously. No one dared ask what was in there—until the aroma of freshly baked cookies filled the air. Suddenly, an elderly gentleman raised his hand and asked, 'Are those chocolate chip cookies?' Before anyone could answer, another patient chimed in, 'I haven't had fresh-baked cookies since my granddaughter visited last week!' The whole room burst into laughter, and for that brief moment, everyone forgot they were waiting for dialysis treatments.

2. In the early hours of every Tuesday morning, a mysterious voice would come over DaVita’s intercom: ‘Today’s special is kidney-shaped cookies!’ The staff and patients looked forward to it as much as their treatments. One day, an excited delivery driver announced, ‘We’re out of kidney-shaped cookies today!’ A regular patient quipped, ‘No worries, I brought my own—just in case.’ As the sun rose, everyone laughed, realizing that maybe the cookies were never real, but the laughter was.}

3. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver left a peculiar package on the clinic’s doorstep—a cardboard box filled with packets of ketchup and mustard. The next morning, a curious nurse opened the box, only to discover that every packet had been meticulously labeled with names like ‘Tomato Terror’ and ‘Yellow Jinx.’ Everyone in the clinic burst out laughing, realizing it was just a prank from a friendly neighborhood prankster.

4. At DaVita Dialysis, one regular patient complained loudly during his session: ‘I keep seeing someone in a white coat walking around outside!’ The staff ignored him until they noticed the figure themselves—a ghostly shadow in a lab coat, always appearing briefly then vanishing into thin air. Finally, one day a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Hey, do you guys ever see that ghost in the lab coat?’ A nurse replied casually, ‘Oh yeah, he’s just our new ghost tech support.’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, no one even blinked when the spectral figure appeared—except maybe for the occasional confused new hire.