Costco Gasoline

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Costco Gasoline, something strange started happening one foggy morning when a regular pulled up for gas. As he filled his tank, he noticed an odd humming sound coming from the pumps—like bees buzzing in perfect harmony. The hum grew louder and more distinct until it sounded like a thousand happy bees singing along. Curious, our regular leaned closer to check if there was anything wrong with the pump. Suddenly, out popped a tiny bee-keeper wearing a Costco hat, yelling, ‘Hey! My hive got loose!’ Everyone laughed, and soon enough, Costco’s morning turned into a spontaneous beehive-themed party.

2. At Costco Gasoline, one day an unusual announcement came over the loud speaker: ‘Attention, please fill your tanks with only even numbers today—odd numbers are temporarily out of service.’ Soon, everyone was laughing as a delivery driver tried to top off his truck’s tank with exactly 8 gallons. A neighbor walked up and asked, 'Hey, do you mind if I use your gas? Mine says “9” on the pump.' The regulars started taking selfies with their pumps, proudly showing off their even-numbered fills. Finally, after an hour, the announcer returned: 'Ladies and gentlemen, odd numbers are back online!' Applause erupted, and everyone drove away smiling.

3. At Costco Gasoline, one night after dark, a delivery driver muttered aloud, 'I wonder if they sell gas by the gallon or by the truckload?' The next morning, everyone noticed the prices had mysteriously changed. That evening, a regular commented jokingly, ‘Guess I’ll never know how much cheaper gas is here unless someone tells me!’ The delivery driver grinned and whispered back, ‘Maybe next time it’ll be by the barrel.’

4. At Costco Gasoline, one chilly autumn afternoon, a delivery driver muttered aloud, 'I wonder if they sell hot chocolate here?' As he stepped inside, a friendly voice called out, ‘Hot chocolate? We only have gasoline!’ A regular passing by overheard and offered, ‘Next time bring your own thermos—maybe they’ll start selling coffee too.’ Everyone laughed, and the delivery driver left with a smile, already planning his return trip.