Celebrity Tanning

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Celebrity Tanning, a sign appeared one morning: ‘Today’s special—tan so golden you’ll glow in the dark!’ Regulars chuckled but kept coming. Then, during a power outage, something truly unusual happened. Suddenly, everyone in line started glowing faintly in the darkness. A regular whispered, ‘Maybe it’s just our imaginations,’ but an excited delivery driver exclaimed, ‘I can see your tan through my phone flashlight!’ The next day, Celebrity Tanning proudly announced their new service: “Now available—nighttime neon tans!”

2. At Celebrity Tanning, a curious bottle appeared on the reception counter one afternoon. It looked like an ordinary sunscreen spray, but its label read: 'For maximum tanning effect, shake well and aim for your shadow.' A delivery driver came in complaining of strange shadows around his car. The staff laughed it off until they realized he’d used the last bottle. Turns out, the shadow trick worked too well—his entire neighborhood thought he was the new local superhero, ‘Shadow Man.’

3. At Celebrity Tanning, a voice crackled over the intercom one day: 'Attention please! For your health and safety, no unicorn horns allowed inside.' A few days later, another announcement echoed through the salon: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, due to an unexpected shortage, our self-tanning lotion is now unicorn-scented.’ A regular chuckled as he left, muttering, ‘Guess I’ll just have to bring my own magic next time!’

4. At Celebrity Tanning, a package arrived one morning with no return address or label. Inside was an old, dusty mirror with a note scribbled in pencil: ‘For the best tan, look your worst.’ A few days later, another package came—this time, a tube of sunscreen with a handwritten note: 'To avoid burns, wear your best self.' A regular customer joked that maybe it was the owner’s way of saying, 'No tanning for you if you’re too pretty!'