Banner Children's Urgent Care

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Banner Children’s Urgent Care and said, ‘I’ve never seen so many kids here at once—are they having some kind of party?’ A nurse looked outside and replied, ‘Oh no, it’s not a party—it’s just Halloween!’ The delivery driver shrugged and drove off, muttering something about strange kids’ hospitals on holidays.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver approached the entrance of Banner Children’s Urgent Care with a puzzled look on his face. He’d just noticed an oddly familiar shadow darting between parked cars. As he peered closer, he saw it was just a stray cat, its tail flickering like a tiny neon sign. The cat sauntered inside, and soon enough, everyone in the waiting room was cooing over its adorable antics. By morning, it had become a local celebrity—Banner Children’s Urgent Care’s very own ‘Emergency Kitty.’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver approached the entrance of Banner Children’s Urgent Care. Suddenly, he heard an eerie humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw nothing unusual—until he noticed the neon sign flickering in time with the noise. As he watched more closely, he realized that the sign was spelling out ‘CLOSE IN 5 MINUTES.’ Startled, he quickly backed away and ran off. The next morning, everyone joked that maybe it was just the sign trying to warn him about their notoriously fast service.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver approached the entrance of Banner Children’s Urgent Care. ‘Do you guys take walk-ins?’ he asked, peering into the dimly lit lobby. ‘Sure do,’ replied a nurse, not even looking up from her phone. The driver stepped inside and was immediately greeted by an old teddy bear sitting on reception. He smiled awkwardly, thinking it was for kids, until he heard another voice whispering, “Hey, where’s my toy?” from behind him. Turns out, the bear belonged to a sleeping security guard.’