Arizona Pain - SanTan Surgery Center

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and muttered under his breath, ‘This place is cursed.’ He’d just noticed that every package he delivered here ended up with an extra hole punched through it. Finally, one day, a friendly neighborhood handyman dropped by for some supplies. As he left, he casually remarked, 'Hey, I fixed your air conditioning too!' The driver looked puzzled but smiled, realizing maybe Arizona Pain wasn’t so bad after all.

2. At dawn, when most clinics were still quiet, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package for Arizona Pain's SanTan Surgery Center. As he approached the door, he noticed a sign taped to it that read: ‘Today’s procedure: extreme relaxation therapy.’ Curious, he opened the package and found only a small bottle of sunflower seeds labeled ‘for extreme relaxation.’ Inside, someone had scribbled: “Hope you enjoy your surgery!” Later that day, a regular patient joked, ‘Guess they ran out of actual surgeries today!’

3. At dusk, when most clinics close their doors, a curious neighbor noticed something peculiar: the lights of Arizona Pain stayed on long after hours. Curiosity piqued, they peered through the window and saw a lone figure, hunched over what looked like a strange contraption. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be just an old delivery driver fixing his lunch in the dimly lit hallway. The mysterious machine was actually a microwave, and the ‘strange surgery’ was nothing more than reheating leftover tacos. As the sun set, Arizona Pain became known not for its late-night surgeries but for its legendary nachos.

4. At night, when the streets of SanTan fell silent, a little dog started howling outside the clinic's gates. No one knew why it came there every full moon. One night, a delivery driver arrived with a worried look on his face. ‘I heard that dog howling,’ he said, ‘and I thought it was calling my name!’ The staff laughed, but then realized they hadn’t seen him in months—maybe the dog had found its forever home.’