Albertsons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when Albertsons' parking lot was empty but for one lone shopping cart, a delivery driver noticed something odd. A small pile of apples had mysteriously appeared near the loading dock, arranged in the shape of a heart. The delivery driver picked up an apple and took a bite—sour as ever. Shaking his head, he muttered, ‘Someone’s trying too hard.’ Later that day, a neighbor found another heart made from bananas on the same spot. Albertsons staff decided it was time for a new tradition: every morning, they’d leave a fruit sculpture outside, just to keep things interesting.

2. At midnight, when Albertsons' aisles were deserted and only security cameras watched, a delivery driver noticed something strange: an empty shopping cart slowly rolling down the produce section. Curious, he followed it, and soon found an old man in the backroom, dozing off with his cart full of apples. ‘Sir,’ he whispered, ‘you dropped your cart.’ The man yawned, rubbed his eyes, and said, “Oh, that’s mine? I was just trying to sneak some extra bananas for my neighbor.”

3. At dusk, while Albertsons’ shelves were being restocked, a night janitor noticed something peculiar in an empty shopping cart: a tiny note reading ‘Take me home.’ Curious, he picked it up and saw only one word scribbled on it—‘Cookies.’ The next morning, every cookie aisle was mysteriously bare. It turned out that Albertsons had hired a new delivery driver who loved cookies more than his job.

4. At closing time, when Albertsons' lights dimmed and employees began locking up, a night janitor heard an odd sound coming from the produce section. Curious, he approached the noisy area and found only a banana gently rolling down the aisle, its peel slightly askew. Smiling, he picked it up and muttered, ‘Another day, another wayward banana.’