Absolute Dental

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular patient exclaimed one day, ‘I feel like I’m getting teeth tuned here!’ Everyone laughed, but soon noticed something strange—everyone leaving Absolute Dental seemed to be humming. Then a delivery driver mentioned he could swear he heard someone playing piano from inside the building. Soon enough, everyone in town was either humming or whistling their own tune after visiting Absolute Dental. Even the neighbor’s cat started singing along—though nobody knew what language it was.

2. A delivery driver pulled up to Absolute Dental one morning with an unusual package. As he approached the door, he noticed the receptionist had a peculiar expression on her face. 'Is everything okay?' asked the driver, already suspecting something odd was about to happen. The receptionist cleared her throat and said, ‘We just received a special order—an entire shipment of teeth for our annual Halloween party!’ The delivery driver blinked a few times before laughing nervously. ‘So, uh… no actual patients needed?’ she added with a smile. He shook his head, relieved, and drove off, muttering about dentists’ sense of humor.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Absolute Dental and noticed something odd: the parking lot was illuminated by an eerie blue glow. Curious, he approached the building only to hear soft, rhythmic tapping coming from inside. As he peered through the window, he saw a silhouette of a dentist diligently tapping on his keyboard. Turns out, it was just another late-night dental software update. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll bring cookies instead.’

4. One foggy morning, as patients were filing in for their appointments, a voice crackled over the intercom: 'Attention, everyone—we’ve just received a shipment of marshmallow teeth!' Everyone froze for a moment, then erupted into laughter. A confused delivery driver explained that it was a box of dental molds for kids’ parties, not actual marshmallows. The dentist, grinning sheepishly, assured everyone that their real teeth were safe and sound—and maybe next time they’d order their supplies with clearer packaging.