U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a little girl walked past U.S. Bank, she stopped abruptly and pointed. Her mother asked what was wrong, but the child just said, ‘Mommy, look! The money in that ATM is winking!’ Suddenly, an old man passing by chuckled and said, 'Child, it's not the money that's winking—those are just the reflection of the sun off those shiny buttons!' Everyone laughed, and from then on, whenever someone saw the ATM, they remembered the wise old man's words—and maybe even waved hello.

2. One day, an old man approached the bank's entrance and loudly exclaimed, 'I bet you can't see me!' The security guard looked up, puzzled, but there wasn't anyone else around. Just then, a delivery driver walked in and said, ‘Hey, I saw him too!’ The old man grinned and replied, ‘Of course you did—you’re wearing those reflective glasses.’ Everyone laughed as the guard shook his head, muttering something about retirement soon.

3. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank with a puzzled look on his face. Through the loudspeaker came a voice: ‘Attention: your account is now full—please come inside for withdrawal.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and said, 'That's odd.' He parked his truck, went inside, and asked the teller what was going on. The teller smiled and replied, 'Welcome to U.S. Bank—we never turn away our valued customers!' And so, every night after that, a smiling neighbor would pop in to withdraw some imaginary cash.

4. Late one afternoon, a neighbor passing by U.S. Bank noticed something strange—a faint, metallic humming coming from inside. Curious, they peered through the glass doors but saw nothing out of place. Finally, an old delivery driver approached the door and asked if anyone needed help with their packages. The hum stopped instantly. Turns out, it was just an overheating fan in the basement. Moral of the story? Always trust your nosy neighbors—and maybe check the vents before calling maintenance.