Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a regular noticed something strange one day—every time he parked near the old oak tree outside, his car’s radio would suddenly switch to an oldies station. His dog even started dancing in the passenger seat! Finally, someone from Caliber Collision decided to investigate. Turns out, an elderly gentleman down the street had accidentally left his transistor radio tuned to the classic hits channel and propped up against that very tree. Every afternoon, when cars parked nearby, it would pick up their signals! Since then, whenever anyone mentions the ‘oldies station,’ everyone just smiles and nods knowingly.

2. At Caliber Collision, a curious neighbor once asked: ‘Why does my car always start purring like a contented kitten whenever I park here?’ Technician Alexius shrugged and smiled. 'Well,' he said, 'maybe your engine just likes our coffee aroma!' The neighbor shook his head with a laugh, but from then on, every morning when he parked there, his car did indeed sound a little happier.

3. At Caliber Collision, a little girl pointed and giggled one morning. Her dad pulled up in his usual spot, but she kept staring at the mechanic’s toolbox on the roof of the shop. Turns out, the toolbox was stuck there from last night's late-night fix for an old delivery driver. Everyone had a good laugh—even the little girl—and now it's a running joke around town that Caliber Collision is where mechanics leave their tools 'for safekeeping'.

4. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver once wondered aloud: ‘Why do I never seem to get any coffee when I stop here?’ It turned out that every time he stopped in for coffee, his truck needed minor repairs—new headlights, tire rotation, or a quick oil change. The mechanic joked that maybe Caliber Collision had a secret agreement with the local coffee shop: ‘You give us no coffee, and we’ll keep your trucks coming back!’