Valero

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Valero gas station, late one night, a delivery driver heard an odd announcement over the PA: ‘If you see a unicorn in the parking lot, don’t be alarmed—it’s just our new security robot.’ Curious, the driver searched the lot and found nothing but a small, sparkling puddle near the pumps. The next morning, everyone in town saw the same message on social media: 'Our new security robot is now unicycling around the block!'

2. At dawn, when most people were still dreaming, a delivery driver pulled up to Valero for coffee and found the line unusually long. As he waited, he overheard two employees whispering about a mysterious figure who had been buying gallons of water every morning at exactly six o’clock. Finally, the delivery driver got his coffee and asked one of the employees what was going on. With a sly smile, she whispered back, ‘Oh, that’s just Mr. Water Guy—he must be preparing for an apocalypse!’ The next day, everyone at Valero saw him leaving with a wheelbarrow full of bottled water, and they all laughed, knowing it was just another Valero tale.

3. At Valero gas station, in the early morning hours, a delivery driver noticed something strange on the pump display: ‘Fill your tank with luck today—ask for “magic fuel”!’ Curious, he asked for some and watched as the meter slowly crept up. By the time he filled his truck, not only was his day luckier than ever before, but so were several neighbors who heard about it too! Nowadays, whenever someone mentions Valero, they smile and say, 'That’s where you get magic fuel!'

4. At Valero gas station, on a foggy morning, a delivery driver smelled something peculiar—an aroma like freshly baked cookies wafting from inside the store. Curious, he peeked inside and saw an old lady humming softly behind the counter, her hands busy with something warm and steaming. ‘Morning!’ she greeted him cheerfully. ‘Fresh coffee just brewed—it’s my secret recipe.’ The delivery driver smiled, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll believe my nose, not my eyes.’