SF Supermarket

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One day, a regular asked the checkout girl: ‘Do you ever notice how everything here seems just a little bit off?’ She shrugged it off, but soon others started noticing too—items mysteriously switched places overnight, and aisles rearranged themselves while everyone was gone. Finally, one night a delivery driver found a note taped inside a box of cereal: ‘Dear Shopper, we’re testing new store layouts every week. Sorry for any confusion!’ From then on, customers stopped complaining and started making bets on where bananas would appear next.

2. A delivery driver once asked the cashier: 'Why does everyone in here seem to be buying exactly six cans of beans?' The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Oh, they’re not buying beans for themselves—they’re stocking up for a community bean-eating contest next week.’ The delivery driver nodded knowingly, thinking to himself, ‘Must be some serious competition!’

3. A neighbor stopped by one morning and whispered to the manager: "Did you know that every time someone buys bananas here, they always buy exactly three apples?" The manager shrugged, thinking it odd but not worrying too much. Then one day a delivery driver remarked, ‘Hey, I noticed something funny—every time I bring bananas, people seem to take extra apples!’ Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about SF Supermarket’s mysterious apple-banana connection. Eventually, a regular customer joked, ‘Maybe we should start calling them “bananapple”?’ And from then on, whenever anyone bought bananas, they’d inevitably grab three apples—and everyone smiled.

4. One night, an employee heard something strange coming from the freezer section—an eerie humming sound that seemed to change pitch every few minutes. Curious, he approached the freezer and peered inside. All was quiet until he noticed a bag of frozen peas moving ever so slightly on its own. Turns out, it was just a delivery driver playing a prank with his phone’s vibrating function. The employee laughed it off, realizing SF Supermarket wasn’t haunted—it was just full of fun-loving people.