Robert E. Boyajian Real Estate Inc.

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Robert E. Boyajian’s office and exclaimed, ‘I just saw Mr. Boyajian turn into a bird!’ The other agents looked up from their desks but saw only an empty street. Since then, some employees claim they’ve caught glimpses of him flitting between buildings. Another employee reported seeing Mr. Boyajian perched on top of the building, waving his arms like he was conducting traffic. When asked what he was doing, one of the agents quipped, 'He must be directing us where not to sell!' Eventually, everyone decided it was just Mr. Boyajian being… well, Mr. Boyajian. And that maybe he liked to take impromptu bird walks around town.

2. A new client entered Robert E. Boyajian's office one day and asked, 'Mr. Boyajian, how do you know if someone is really interested in buying a house?' Without missing a beat, Mr. Boyajian replied, ‘Sir, when they start asking questions about the local bakery’s specialties as much as they ask about the property taxes, you’ll know they’re serious!’ A delivery driver later overheard this advice and bought his first home based on where the best coffee was served.

3. A regular stopped by Robert E. Boyajian's office one afternoon with an unusual request. He asked Mr. Boyajian if he could help him sell his invisible house. Mr. Boyajian scratched his head and replied, ‘I can’t exactly list something that’s not there, but I do specialize in hard-to-sell properties.’ The man beamed and said, ‘Exactly! It’s a perfect investment opportunity—no upkeep costs, no property taxes, and it even comes with its own invisible gardener!’ They both burst out laughing, realizing they’d just sold each other on the idea of owning nothing at all.

4. One foggy morning, as Robert E. Boyajian sipped his coffee in the quiet hallway of the office building, he heard a strange whispering sound coming from inside his own empty office. Curious, he tiptoed inside and found only an old envelope with his name on it. As he opened it, a faint voice said, 'Mr. Boyajian, your first million-dollar listing is waiting.' Turns out, it was just a new client who mistook him for someone else. The end.