About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and muttered under his breath, ‘This place is giving me serious déjà vu.’ Inside, nurses noticed an unusual number of patients asking for the same obscure herbal remedies. Soon enough, everyone in town started dropping by with their own secret recipes. The clinic’s shelves were soon filled with everything from ‘Love Blossom Tea’ to ‘Happy Baby Powder.’ Even the local baker brought over some special cookies labeled ‘Fertility Fortifiers.’ In the end, it turned out that the whole thing was just a big joke—someone had accidentally left a stack of old fertility folklore pamphlets lying around.
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and asked the receptionist with a straight face, ‘Do you accept organic placenta payments?’ The receptionist blinked twice, then replied calmly, 'We don’t take unusual payments here.' The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'Just checking,' before walking away whistling. A few minutes later, an elderly lady from next door popped in and asked if they had any pamphlets on gardening tips—much more reasonable.
3. Late one night, an elderly gentleman parked his car near the clinic's entrance. As he walked back to his vehicle, he noticed something peculiar—a faint humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through a window and saw a young intern frantically trying to fix a broken ceiling fan. ‘I thought Planned Parenthood was for family planning,’ chuckled the old man, causing both the intern and the fan to jump. The next morning, everyone in town knew that the clinic’s motto had temporarily become “Helping Hands with a Little Breeze.”
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and noticed something odd in the parking lot. As he approached, he saw a small dog wagging its tail excitedly near the entrance. Curious, he got out of his truck and called softly, ‘Hey little guy!’ The dog wagged even harder, then ran inside. Before he could react, the door closed behind it with a loud click. Startled, the delivery driver looked around but couldn’t see anyone. Turns out, the clinic had just closed for the day.