Passport Health Fresno Clinic

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the clinic and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Please wait five minutes before entering.’ Curious, he parked his truck and waited. After exactly five minutes, the automatic doors opened, and out stepped a smiling receptionist who said, “Welcome to Passport Health!” As he entered, he overheard another patient whispering to their friend, 'I thought I was late!' The receptionist smiled and replied, 'No, you're just on time—we always open exactly five minutes after you arrive.' Everyone burst into laughter, including our delivery driver, who realized that Passport Health had found a creative way to manage their waiting room.

2. One day, while patients were waiting for their appointments, an announcement came over the clinic’s intercom: ‘Attention, everyone! Due to a mix-up in our scheduling software, today is actually April 1st.’ A delivery driver looked confused and asked, 'So does that mean my package can be late?' A nurse laughed and replied, 'No, your package will still arrive on time—we just might celebrate it!' The entire clinic burst into laughter, realizing they had all been fooled by good old April's Fool.

3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a box of medical supplies. As he approached the clinic's entrance, he heard a familiar voice calling from inside: 'Hey, you forgot your passport!' The delivery driver scratched his head and said, ‘I don’t even have a passport!’ A nurse poked her head out and replied, ‘Never mind then—just sign here.’ The driver laughed it off, thinking it was just another quirky clinic tradition.

4. A delivery driver arrived early one morning with a box of medical supplies. As he approached the clinic's entrance, he heard a faint humming coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old clock radio playing some strange tune. Inside, everyone was dancing around in circles, completely oblivious to their surroundings. Turns out, it was just an office party nobody told him about—except for that one neighbor who always forgets to mention things like these.