About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fresno Mitsubishi, he swore he heard an eerie humming coming from inside the showroom. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw something odd—a faint glow emanating from beneath the cars. As he approached closer, he noticed that the light was dancing like fireflies on the tires of a brand-new Lancer. Turns out, it was just an excited salesman practicing his dance moves for the next company party. The delivery driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll bring my camera—could’ve been a viral video!’
2. Early in the morning, when most dealerships were still asleep, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresno Mitsubishi with a crate of new headlights. As he approached the showroom, he noticed an odd reflection on one of the cars—something seemed to be moving inside. Curious, he opened the door—a little too eagerly—and out popped a sleepy-looking raccoon, who yawned and stretched before scurrying off into the night. The next day, everyone at the dealership had a good laugh over coffee, while the delivery driver became something of a local legend for his early-morning wildlife encounter.
3. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fresno Mitsubishi, he noticed something odd: every time he turned on his headlights, the sign outside seemed to blink back at him. Curious, he parked and approached the glowing sign. To his surprise, it read ‘Sale On!’ in bright neon letters. Turns out, the sign was just trying to attract customers late at night. The delivery driver laughed and drove off, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring my wallet.’
4. Late one night, as a delivery driver pulled up to Fresno Mitsubishi, he noticed an odd glow coming from behind the service bay. Curious, he walked around the corner and saw a mechanic, wearing only his underwear, dancing wildly to some old rock song on the radio. ‘What the—?’ asked the delivery driver. The mechanic stopped, wiped sweat off his forehead, and replied, 'Just warming up the engines for the boss’s surprise party!'