Fresno Infiniti

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresno Infiniti and asked nervously, ‘Do you sell cars that drive themselves?’ The manager smiled knowingly and replied, 'Of course we do!' He led the delivery driver inside, where an old, dusty Nissan Leaf was parked in the corner. 'See for yourself,' he said with a twinkle in his eye. The relieved delivery man grinned, shook hands, and drove off into the night—never realizing he'd just bought the only self-driving car in Fresno Infiniti's entire inventory.'

2. A neighbor was watering their garden late one afternoon when they noticed something unusual. A silver Infiniti suddenly appeared out of nowhere, cruising slowly down the quiet street. The neighbor waved curiously, and the car stopped right in front of them. Out stepped a friendly delivery driver who explained he’d been testing the new navigation system—apparently it had taken him on an unexpected tour of the neighborhood! Everyone ended up laughing over a cup of tea, while the driver promised never to use that feature again.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresno Infiniti and asked worriedly, 'Does anyone here know how to change an Infinity's headlights?' A mechanic with a mischievous grin walked over, took out his phone, and pretended to search for instructions online. After a dramatic pause, he declared confidently, ‘It’s easy! Just twist these bolts—’ only to reveal that he was holding a PlayStation controller. The delivery driver laughed so hard he almost dropped his package, while everyone else shook their heads and whispered, ‘That’s just our friendly neighborhood Fresno Infiniti guy.’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Fresno Infiniti and asked worriedly, ‘Is it normal for an Infiniti to glow in the dark?’ The manager peered under the hood and shrugged, 'Only on Thursdays after midnight.' The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, realizing he’d been had—again. Back home, his neighbor teased him, ‘At least you know where to go when your car starts glowing!’