About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Four Seasons Tanning and noticed something peculiar. The neon sign above the entrance glowed with an eerie green light, casting an unnatural shadow across the parking lot. Curious, he peered inside through the window and saw only empty beds and dimly lit control panels. Just as he turned away, a voice from behind said, ‘Morning, pal! Need a tan?’ Startled, the driver replied, ‘Um, no thanks—just checking if you’re open.’ The owner grinned, ‘We’re always open for business!’ Turning back, the driver saw that the place was indeed closed for the day. He shook his head, laughing softly, realizing it must’ve been just another quirky neighborhood prank.
2. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Four Seasons Tanning and noticed something odd: the neon sign kept flickering between ‘TAN’ and ‘DON’. Was it just early-morning fatigue or had the place taken on a new meaning? Curious, he walked inside, where an elderly lady was reading a magazine. She looked up with a smile and said, 'Good morning! Just testing out our new sign—we're thinking of changing our name to "Don’t Tan".' The delivery guy burst into laughter, realizing it was all a harmless prank. As he left, he overheard her say to another customer, 'Next week we'll try “Burn”!'}
3. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Four Seasons Tanning and noticed something odd: the neon sign kept flashing ‘OPEN’ even though no one seemed to be inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only empty beds and closed blinds. Just as he was about to leave, he heard a soft voice from behind: 'Finally someone’s here!' Turning around, he found an old lady sitting in a corner, reading a book. She explained she loved coming early for the best tanning time—dawn light, you see. The delivery driver left with a smile, thinking that maybe Four Seasons had another secret client after all.
4. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Four Seasons Tanning and found an old, dusty suitcase in the back of his truck. Curious, he opened it to discover… nothing but sunscreen bottles and empty tanning lotion containers. Confused, the delivery driver called the owner, who laughed and explained that someone had accidentally packed their own sunscreen samples instead of office supplies. Since then, whenever anyone mentions Four Seasons Tanning, people joke about the mysterious ‘tanning sample heist’.