About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an unseasonably cold autumn morning when Fast Braces opened its doors for business as usual. A delivery driver pulled up in front of the dental clinic, shivering slightly despite his heavy jacket. As he stepped out of the truck, something peculiar caught his eye. He looked down and noticed a tiny pair of orthodontic braces lying on the pavement—just like those inside the clinic’s windows. With a laugh, he picked them up and popped them into his pocket, thinking they’d make great conversation starters with his kids later that day. Little did he know that from then on, whenever someone mentioned ‘Fast Braces,’ everyone within earshot would smile and nod knowingly.
2. A little girl walked into Fast Braces one day, holding her ice cream cone so tightly it looked like she might cry if she dropped it. Suddenly, the cone started making tiny clicking sounds—just like a miniature dental drill! Everyone in line burst out laughing. Next, an old man with a hat and a beard entered, muttering something about his ‘special toothpaste.’ The receptionist smiled and asked him if he needed any help. Just then, his hat began beeping softly, as if it were a timer on a newfangled electric toothbrush! Everyone laughed again, even the poor guy who’d been waiting for half an hour.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Fast Braces one afternoon, frowning as he tried to fit his oversized package through the narrow door. Suddenly, the box seemed to come alive and started wobbling menacingly. The delivery driver panicked for a moment, but then quickly realized it was just an old mannequin in a dentist’s window display. He laughed nervously, shook hands with the mannequin, and drove off, muttering something about never delivering packages to dentists again. The end.
4. A regular patient at Fast Braces exclaimed one day, ‘I can’t believe my teeth are trying to escape!’ The receptionist just smiled and replied, ‘That’s what braces do—slowly but surely.’ Soon after, a delivery driver walked in with a worried expression. ‘My braces are talking to me,’ he confessed. The receptionist nodded knowingly, ‘They’re probably discussing their next escape plan.’