Enterprise Car Sales

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog, when Enterprise Car Sales should’ve been quiet and empty, a delivery driver noticed something strange. The neon sign above the entrance flickered on its own, casting eerie shadows across the rows of cars. Curious, he approached the glowing sign. Suddenly, an old man in a tweed jacket emerged from behind it, muttering about his ‘precious neon baby.’ Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic neighbor who fixed up the sign as a hobby. The delivery driver shook his head and smiled, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll check the fuse box before calling the ghostbusters!’

2. At nightfall, when Enterprise Car Sales closed its doors, a strange humming began to echo through the parking lot. A regular passing by heard it first, thinking perhaps it was just an old engine warming up in one of the showrooms. But as he approached closer, the sound grew louder—like a swarm of bees trapped inside a car trunk. Curious now, our regular peered into the open door and saw nothing but empty showrooms. Suddenly, from behind him came a deep voice: ‘Looking for something special?’ Turning around, he found himself face-to-face with a friendly neighborhood delivery driver who’d parked his van nearby. The driver laughed, ‘Just my new truck making that noise—it’s trying to tell me it needs some gas.’

3. One day, a delivery driver asked curiously: ‘Why does Enterprise Car Sales always seem to attract cars that won’t start?’ A wise old neighbor overheard and laughed: ‘That’s because they’re selling lemons!’ The delivery driver shook his head with a smile, knowing it was just another quirky tale of life in this town.

4. A little girl pointed excitedly one afternoon: ‘Daddy, look! The cars are winking at us!’ Her father smiled, glancing briefly at Enterprise Car Sales before returning his gaze to the road. The father chuckled and shook his head. ‘Honey,’ he said gently, ‘those aren’t winkin’—they’re just turn signals.’ She pouted for a moment, then giggled again, her curiosity piqued. From that day on, whenever they passed Enterprise Car Sales, she’d ask with a smile, ‘Are those cars still trying to talk to us, Daddy?’