DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular arrived early one morning and noticed something odd on the clinic’s parking lot—a small wooden box wrapped in old newspapers. Curious, he picked it up and found inside an ancient-looking coin collection, complete with a note scribbled in pencil: ‘Take care of these.’ The next day, another regular saw the same mysterious box but decided to be more cautious. He called the clinic staff who opened it together—inside were only old comics and a note saying, 'Hope you enjoy your new reading material!' Everyone laughed, realizing the prankster was having some fun.

2. At dawn, when most clinics are quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis with an unusual package. The sun had barely risen over the city, casting long shadows across the empty street. As he approached the door, he heard a soft voice from inside: ‘Finally, my morning coffee!’ Turning around, he saw an elderly patient smiling warmly. It turned out that every day at dawn, she looked forward to seeing him deliver her favorite brand of coffee. The end.

3. In the middle of the night, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis with a routine supply run. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed an unusual item in one of the crates—a small, brightly wrapped package labeled ‘Happy Birthday’. Curious, he opened it and found a tiny cake inside, complete with candles and a note reading: 'To our best patient, happy recovery!' Turns out, it was a birthday surprise from a grateful neighbor who happened to be a pastry chef.

4. In the dead of night, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis. The street was dark except for the dim glow of the clinic's sign. As he unloaded supplies, a soft humming started—coming from inside the building itself. The humming grew louder, and suddenly, an old man in a wheelchair rolled out, pushing his dialysis machine like it was a shopping cart. ‘What’s that noise?’ asked the delivery driver. The man smiled and replied, ‘Oh, just my new electric chair—it charges while I’m here.’ Everyone laughed, including the guy delivering bananas.